Monday, August 15, 2005

It's been so long

It's been so long since you linked to me Bill.
Don't you luv me anymore.
Come on Bill. Just a little link.
A little poke in the internet for old times sake.

Or maybe you'd prefer a nice game of slap and tickle?

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

While nobody's looking

Billy it's been so long since we've had a nice little chat.
You don't think I'm pretty anymore do you?
Maybe while everybody's away on vacation we could step behind the barn again.
You know one more time, for old times sake???

I promise I won't balk like last time.

Monday, August 08, 2005

On Vacation

The Llama Bitches are on vacation, which means Billy should be able to spend some quality time with me.

I luv how he sends me secret messages.
Like with his latest post he calls it Hate Speech.
I know it's just his way of saying: "I really want to confess my undying luv for you but people may not understand."

It's okay Billy, we'll be together soon enough and when we're cuddling we can block out everything else. I just luv the way Billy plays hard to get sometimes.....

Friday, August 05, 2005

Hands off beyatches Billy's mine

Those damned Llamas are trying to separate Billy and I.
Just a bit of a warning ladies:
Keep your damn hands off MY Billy

Those damned Llamas need to know that Billy is super impressionable and I simply can't bear the thought of him straying. It's okay sweet Billy, we'll be together soon, so very soon. I've got a nice secluded spot in the valley picked out for our romantic getaway.

I'm just glad that skank Trevino is out of the picture, had he tried to interfere with Billy and I it wouldn't have been pretty. You feel that sting Trevino? That's just pride messing with you.

I'll sleep so much better when Billy's in my grasp.
Soon Billy so soon...............

(Billy thinks I've got a great since of humor, you can't see me but I'm doing a happy dance!!!!!)

PS: How do you like the site make over, it's almost as dreamy as the INDC Journal layout huh?

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

I hope, I hope, I hope.........

I hope Bill isn't too weirded out by my being so forward.
I would surely shrivel up and die if he were to get mad at me.
Be a sport Bill, come on, just a little smoochies...

That's more like it.
We'll save the heavy "petting" for later.
When it's just the two of us.

Monday, August 01, 2005

Bill makes me happy

Sometimes I get worried when Bill says I'm creeping him out.
I get concerned that he won't love me anymore.
That he'll no longer leave secret messages for me in his posts.

Then he posts about embryos
It's Bill's special way of saying I Luv You TOO!
And I realize that he wants to have babies with me!!!!!
Sure two guys can't have babies in a traditional sense
But we can adopt cats.

One day Bill we'll be together FOREVER
We'll move to a farm in Canada.
Where we can be married and live as Husband and Husband.
With our twenty cats all named Bill.
Don't worry aboot the cold Bill.
The kitties will help keep us warm as we cuddle
together on those cold winter nights.

I'm just so happy I'm not alone anymore.
I think I'm more in luv with Bill now than ever before.

Friday, July 29, 2005


I luv you Bill, even if you pretended to leave a tip yesterday but then didn't at the Starbucks just 110 meters from your apartment by Dupont Circle at 7:37 am

I luv you Bill, even if you did leave the seat up last nite when you used the potty at 115 am. I know what the sound of the seat going down is, you rascal you!

I luv you Bill, even if you did secretly touch Mister Wiggles while reading Wonkette.com yesterday at 948 pm.

I luv you Bill, especially the way you look in your Sophomore highschool yearbook that I pilfered from the library while pretending to be an obtuse janitor named "Raul"

I luv you Bill, and you WILL be mine.

New Logo

Great news for all you lovers of INDC Bill.
We've got a new Logo!!!!

And even one for your side bar!!

Bill's News
Bill's A Hottie
Bill won't spank me
It's been so long
While nobody's looking
On Vacation
Hands off beyatches Billy's mine
I hope, I hope, I hope.........
Bill makes me happy
New Logo
My new shirt
Nothing says lovin' like a LLama
July 2005
August 2005

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